It’s about time someone turned a church into a nightclub.
JK Wedding Entrance Dance (via TheKheinz)
2 years agoYou should be blogging.
2 years ago
An early photo of Marilyn Monroe pictured as 20th Century Fox star-maker Ben Lyon likely first spotted her, selling dumbbells and Chicklets to British tourists in Kerala, India. Despite having been born into poverty and without a spine, Monroe went on to achieve fame as Hollwood suicide inspiring countless others from Margaux Hemingway to Michael Jackson.
2 years agoA related study found that men will spend a nearly equal amount of time - 299 days in a lifetime - deciding upon which scenario to fantasize while masturbating.
2 years ago
Hey guys, got my new phone today! So excited! I first heard about this model at last year’s Rapture-Con. After my ascension the phone will automatically send text messages to my left behind contacts and Facebook friends! How does it know?? Soooo cool!
Can you hear me now, Thessalonians? LOLZ
2 years agoThe palindrome of Bolton is Notlob!
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